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Oi Oi bad. V bad! (for most decent computer users). However, what was potentially interesting, was the way they showed the son with billy boy using some "new" software. (Shh dont tell anyone). Sorry Jerry, the dry comedy and slow action is hurting. However the slow pace might make you more susceptable to the message at the end. Yet I am still trying to work out how ....
As you are probably aware the Large Hadron Collier was completed and tested last week. (home page here) To celebrate their 20 odd years of blood sweat and tear in building the worlds largest particle accelerator, I am publishing some physics jokes. Enjoy! 1: A neutron walks into a bar; he asks the bartender, 'How much for a beer?' The bartender looks at him, and says 'For ....
The first Jerry Seinfeld advert was aired. Here is the YouTube video. As I predicted in my other posting,10 reasons why Jerry Seinfeld should not punt Windows Vista, the adverts are lifestyle adverts with a feel good element. Nothing really to do with technology and windows users (even in general). Sorry Microsoft, nice try, but your first advert doesn't impress me as an IT Manager. Here is ....
Most people are aware that Jerry Seinfeld has been hired by Microsoft (for $10 Million) to help them in their campaign to take on Apple and to revive the tarnished reputation of Windows Vista in the market. The idea is to portray "real life people" using Windows Vista and how it changed their computing life (or ways of doing things). Jerry and Bill Gates are the only celebs featured in the ....
On July 24 a man in Iowa, USA, bit off his friend's nose during a drunken argument. The argument was apparently over a broken bike and the pair had been drinking. The other man asked Donroy Merrival to leave his appartment during the argument. Merrival refused and the other man hit him with a shovel. Merrival then bit off his friend's nose. Merrival later told police that he ....
Here is a photograph of a Zimbabwean bank cheque somebody sent to me. This person bought a farm vehicle for "One Quintrillion, Seventy Two Trillion Four Hundred and Eighteen Billion and Three Million" Zimbabwe dollars. Or in numbers Zim $ 1,072,418,003,000,000.00 Or for you scientists out there Zim $ 1.072418 x 10E30 Just goes to show that everybody in Zimbabwe is suddenly a mathematician to ....