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Power socks for everything thinking man

“I noticed you stirring at me,” the man from the restaurant said after he had plucked up enough courage and walked over to my table. “Guilty as charged! I really can’t help myself. You intrigue me,” I replied, with a shy smile. “You sure don’t beat around the bush.

Put a sock in it! (self torture of the highest magnitude)

On Valentine’s Day, more than other days, I’m reminded just how utterly useless our national radio service is. I’m sitting in front of my desk listening to the request show on my mobile phone while mumbling cusses along the lines of, “oh for fuck sake, shut up already!” and

I’ve come, I’ve seen, I’ve conquered

…I haven’t quite conquered yet, but that sordid plan is still in the pipeline. Today my blog turns one. That’s right folks, 365 days ago, I wrote my first post. And yes, coincidentally, it be Valentine’s day too* *Don’t get my wrong, I’m not complaining. I pride myself

Friday jitters - To All The Beer Lovers

A coloured guy, sitting outside his home about to be evicted from his house, was contemplating how the future would be after his wife had divorced him, lost his children and job. He notices a crate of beer bottles and walks up to it. He takes out an empty

Who is fooling who?

I stand up from the crowded room to go smoke a fag. The signing ceremony of an agreement of co-operation between Sweden and Namibia is proving to be a complete bore. I came here hoping to see eye candy, blue eyed, blonde haired Swedes, but all I got were

Clone Me While You’re At It

This is NOT on. Who the fuck registered this blog?

Dear Dr Enigma (4)

It continues straight into the New Year. People just won’t quit. Here are the latest on the very weird and wacky things people have typed in search engines and somehow landed on my honest-to-gawd-porn-free blog. 1. Girl fucking a yucca Dear I Hope You Called GreenPeace, Did she

Like sands through the hour glass…

So are the days of our lives. Meet Matt. Intelligent, focused, successful, interesting, funny and terribly married to Abby. Abby is a lot like Matt. Intelligent, focused, successful and the mother to Matt’s bambino. Matt meets Mary. Mary is different. Crazy, adventurous, outspoken, bad tempered, difficult, occasionally funny.

Oh look, my beating heart is in the blander

Why? Well, I put it there myself. And anytime now, I plan to press the ON button. So don’t ya’ll try and stop me. My reason for this clearly very mature act: I am madly in love with an awesome guy. And I am finished! I’m actually suicidal

A shitty first reaction

Firstly, let it be said that some item of clothing should be purchased with a warning sign, no really, like the white, short number I wore for New Years. The dress up for discussion bears a slight resemblance to that thing Bjork wore at the Oscars centuries ago… minus

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