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Lady, Kenny Rogers.

H0n3st scr4ps 0f m3at 0r s0m3th1ng qu1t3 s1m1l4r. H0n3st1y.

So this post has been quite a long time coming, and this i blame squarely on Kahenya and the rest of you lot tagging me all over the fucking place. You do know silk is expensive and it is impossible to get bloodstains off it plus doctors are not half cheap. I had to

I 4m 4ll 0ut 0f l0v3 ^ Air Supply. N0t t0 b3 c0nfus3d w1th s0m3 s

0f traffiks & l0lling ab0ut 0n thin strips 0f tarmac. Mayb3 n0t b

I would pray that they will translate the Bible to sheng, soon. Just consider the lexical density other than the dynamism of the language and you will appreciate my concerns. I am sure most of you will be lost completely or will need a dictionary. This being a gem from

H3r3 w3 g0 4g41n.

Been so long I wonder how it is to write. I have mostly been quite distracted and I am afraid that I, in good faith cannot make promises that might run contrary to what I have been doing or rather what I have not been doing. Oh what am i

Just ch3cking 1f th1s th1ng sti11 w0rks. *not that one you blithe

Apparently it does, hard of forgetting it is. Quite an invaluable tool that. Introductions: “Estella, meet blog, blog meet Estella” This is going to be fantastic. Apparently she gets “smiles per gallon” not “miles per gallon” since it happens that she is frightfully averse to sipping on petrol, she likes

Is th3 3nd n1gh?

Perhaps it may be time to pack my bags and leave the interwebs to the savvy, the ones armed with with and charm, and a big dollop of talent. I mean you can only pretend for so long right? Must think this through and come up with answer. Till then,

T4gg3d y3t ag4in. Its a fuck1ng p4ndem1c 1 t3ll y0u!

Since i have been neglecting my duties here at my blog it seem that a few people one being the eminent Archer has decided to tag my sorry arse and enquire about my good health. Or so i have wished. Sigh. There are some rules i am apparently supposed to

We are one today.

We turn one year today. It has been a long journey and the only ones that have kept this blog going is the readership which grows every day, more diverse than the next in excess of 150,000 hits is amazing in just a single year. I do hope to put

0f m1ddl3s.

I wept. I was celebrating a few moments ago and something told me that it would be a good idea to finally go fro-less. i swear there was a full three sacks of hair carted away. On a plus, my hair is less stinky such that people can actually