Learning Kenyanese

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Lights Please: Of Saxophones and Bull's Eyes

… she couldn’t hear meI told her all about how we been livin’ a lieAnd that they love to see us all go to prison or dieLike baby look at how they show us on the TV screenBut all she ever want me to do is unzip her

Why I Don't "Listen" to Local Gospel Music

"Sing to the Lord a new song..."- Psalms 96:1I think its safe to say that I am a fairly religious person. Right from childhood, I was inculcated to the schema of a Superior Being by my folks, a thing my infantile mind percieved as completely natural. Later, I was

The Times They Are A-Changin' : LOL???

Come mothers and fathers throughout the landAnd don't criticize what you cant understandYour sons and daughters are beyond your command...For the times, they are a-changin'- Bob DylanIndividual to individual human being communication has come a very long way, fact. We should pity our Neanderthal anscestors to whom communication was

Nakufeel vs. Nimechill

Everytime am back from the long May - August holidays, something very interesting changes in the university's demographic. A good number of girls (increasing every year) show up glowing, noticably plumper with their bellies distending - very, very pregnant! We have accepted and come to terms with the rampancy

What's In A Name?

Inspired by a conversation with Pope Boy.For a long time, I have been baffled by some phenomena in movies and series about Africa. First, the kind of names they come up with for fictional African countries and kingdoms.There is just something about the syllablles they pack into it that

To Kill A Mock Exam

I hear that the lil kids be starting they mock exams around this week. Just like every candidate in their time, the stress is sinking in deep, given all the support groups that I am seeing cropping up on Facebook at the moment. Its a period for lots of

Burying MJ: Recreational Grief?

When he died on July 25th, the world was literally taken to a standstill. Every single social portal echoed his name.There were literally millions of Google searches about him per second that Larry Page and his crew had to block all "MJ" search queries for fear that the servers

Capitalist Consumerism: New Opium for the Masses?

"Excess and deficiency are equally at fault" - Confucious3 days ago am chilln with a cousin of mine in a sugarcane plantation his father owns. . .so he whips out a brand new iPhone and proceeds to IM one of his many Adhiambo Siandas. He goes like:"Omera look at

One for MJ...

You know that feeling you get in a funeral of one ofyour close relatives who you apparently never knew that well and everybody else has spoken an now is looking at you to make your contributory speech? Sucks, huh? That's exactly the kind of scenario am experiencing here

Bi-sexual Child??? Citizen Get Serious!

Everytime I tune into Citizen News or Citizen Habari, I get this eerie feeling that what I am digesting is not news but a well organised, deodorized form of rumours read to me by celebrity presenters. I don't know what it is but I just cant seem to

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