Killing Time Until Time Kills Me

Web Address http://simongerber.wordpress.com

Log in or Sign up to add as friend!
  • simongerber

A blog by simongerber

Blog description:

Random thoughts of a 22 year old Law Student in Stellenbosch

We don't have enough data about this blog to rank it... yet!

My weight loss journey thus far

It started at the beginning of this year. After 9 months working a desk job, not getting any exercise whatsoever, and generally not being very happy with my life, I decided that it was time for a change. Standing on the scales I weighed in at nearly 100kg, I

Published on Aug 19, 2009, 8:22 pm

[untitled] – a retrospective rant to my last love interest

I’ve always been rather careful of romantic relationships. They’ve never worked out well for me, and I put it down to the fact that I’m a rather quirky person. My sense of humour is dark and twisted, my interests are far from mainstream and socially I don’t really fit

Published on Aug 18, 2009, 12:26 pm

Friday FAIL

This was too good not to share. The liver of pig is equally appetising. Hat Tip: Niel de la Rouviere simongerber 5929_227996775626_602115626_8082234_8194072_n

Published on Jul 31, 2009, 4:53 am

Be careful what you tweet

This morning I had my first Twitter FAIL. You should always make sure that what you tweet now can’t be linked in anyway to what you’ve tweeted previously. For example: NOT what you think Hat Tip: Matthew Dekenah simongerber becarefulwhatyoutweet

Published on Jul 27, 2009, 8:29 am

A sad day has come.

A while back I bought myself a GHD. It stands for ‘Good Hair Day,’ and essentially it’s a really expensive way to straighten your hair. They cost a hell of a lot of money. Like R2k a lot. So when I found one for about half that, I was

Published on Jul 20, 2009, 8:49 am

Another Omegle gem

A while back I made a post about Omegle.com, the website where you can just talk to total random strangers. On the internet. This morning, when my body decided that 04h30 was a perfectly acceptable time to wake me up, I used the time to run across this gem:

Published on Jul 19, 2009, 9:29 am

Friday FAIL

It just wouldn’t be Friday without a fail, so here it is. Thanks failblog.org Fail simongerber fail-owned-playground-fail

Published on Jul 17, 2009, 8:13 am

Back from the Hiatus

I must apologise. It has been almost a month since I have last written to you. In terms of things to update you with, there honestly isn’t much. I’ve been on holiday, and just been maxin’ relaxin’. It ain’t too taxing. But what I do want to share is

Published on Jul 17, 2009, 8:05 am

Friday FAIL

In light of the girl in Belgium getting some face candy, you know, the story that’s been doing the rounds all over the news, here is this week’s fail: Check out ugliesttattoos.com You, sir, fail at life. simongerber ut-myspace

Published on Jun 19, 2009, 7:24 am

How to solve two large problems

The world has a lot of problems. Srsly. There’s global warming. The crashing economy. The price of bread. Overpopulation. And stupid people. Lots and lots of very dumb people. There isn’t a lot we can do about the first few problems, but I have thought of a solution. It’s

Published on Jun 18, 2009, 9:50 am

« previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 … 19 20 next »