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A blog by Starstripe

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Dark. Not technical. Emotive and humorous when in right mood.

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Polar Bear Hugger - New Breed of Retard

Whilst wearing my legs away on a bike at the gym yesterday, I happened to see a woman in a pit, swimming with polar bears on my bike’s little TV screen, courtesy of Sky News. “That’s not normal” I thought to myself, but couldn’t get the full story because

MetroFAIL

Yes MetroRail, I really do hate you. You are the epitome of the South African incompetence that I am so sick of. Here I sit on a broken down train that is supposed to be the express train. The only thing express about this train is how quickly it

President Jacob Zuma - WB Yeats Predicted This 90 Years Ago

Getting pissed on tax-payers money had given Jacob lots of practice at the funky chicken Well Joy. Jacob Zuma has been let off scott-free, thanks to the spineless c**ts of the NPA. A friend of mine sent me this in summary of his opinion on the matter: The Second

Gods, Ghosts and Witches

Having moved into my new apartment has bought about many things into my life - not having to worry about a burglar jumping on me in the middle of the night, being in the centre of the action (which I avoid) in Claremont and… a naughty little spirit/s that

Good Manners and Virtual Back Stabbing

WeHEEEL!!!! That last post was a bit of a downer wasn’t it? I mean what I say about Emo’s thought. Little rats. Anyhoooo, I work on the online industry. I may be a humble little SEO copywriter, but from what I have seen fold out in front of me

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Ever get the feeling your life is slipping slowly out of your hands? I’ve been feeling that way pretty much all the time recently. Since January. It always leaves eventually, whether through a boyfriend or more medication or both. Although previous times were far longer than this bout, but

SPCA HELPS WITH TABLE MOUNTAIN FIRES

Table Mountain fire: SPCA rescues injured wildlife COGH SPCA Chief Inspector Andries Venter carries the severly burnt grysbokkie to safety. Andries Venter with injured bokkie The greysbokkie when we found her Wildlife is the main casualty of the fires on Table Mountain – and the SPCA has had

Meep.

Dilemma. I have much to write about. But my topics generally concern people I am good friends with and who read my blog. When I am wanting to rant or talk about something in my life that is reasonably humorous and good blog fodder, there is always the

Some Contemporary Humour :)

The world seems to be going a little whacked at the moment. As Norman Bates said - “We all go a little crazy sometimes”. That’s all good but with a recession holding the globe’s economy by the scrotum, insanity seems to be a daily event. Someone mentioned yesterday that

ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!! *%&#$^#*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am seething right now. Abso-fucking-lutely SEETHING. As previously mentioned, my complete DOOS of an ex-boyfriend likes his facebook profile picture to be of him and his new, shiny faced, big teethed girlfriend. And the most recent pic he has as his profile picture (and no, I am not

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